The Grump Cat
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Unamused since birth.
A luxury brand for those who find enthusiasm exhausting.
A Royal Decree
Hear Ye, Hear Ye
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I, The Grump Cat, Sovereign of Sulking and Duke of Displeasure, do hereby declare that I am not amused. Not by your enthusiasm. Not by your Mondays. Not by your unsolicited cheerfulness. I have surveyed this world from the highest perch and found it thoroughly underwhelming. My expression is not a mood — it is a lifestyle. My scowl is not a flaw — it is a philosophy. Wear my crest with the dignity it demands, or do not wear it at all. I shall be watching. Unimpressed.
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— H.R.H. The Grump Cat, First of Their Name
